Personal Metaphors

1. If I were an animal, I'd be a cat because I'm mean and don't like many people.

2. If I were a car, I'd be a jeep because I like to go on "adventures."

3. If I were an article of clothing, I'd be a t-shirt because I like to be comfortable.

4. If I were a day of the week, I'd be Friday because I like to have fun.

5. If I were a food, I'd be tacos because tacos great.

6. If I were a color, I'd be orange because I'm sometimes loud.

7. If I were a movie, I'd be Resident Evil because I'm prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

8. If I were a fragrance, I'd be a fresh air because it reminds me of camping.

9. If I were a type of building I'd be a library because I'm full of some useless knowledge. 

10. If I were a plant, I'd be a narcissus because I'm simple.

11. If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a drums because I'm loud.

12. If I were a geometric shape, I'd be a hexagon because their are multiple sides.

13. If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a recliner because I like to be comfortable.

14. If I were a song, I'd be a "The Westerner" by Falling In Reverse because even though people judge me they can't change my view of myself.

15. If I were an appliance or machinery, I'd be a T.V because I like entertainment.

16. If I were a television character, I'd be Charlie from Supernatural because I'm just that awesome.

17. If I were a season of the year, I'd be fall because I like it not too hot or cold.

18. If I were a natural phenomenon, I'd be a volcanic eruption because I don't get really mad very often but when I do, you're going to know about it.

19. If I were a cartoon or comic character, I'd be Mandy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy because I'm always mean.

20. If I were a word, I'd be No because that's always my answer when you ask me to do something.